Spam, spam, spam, spam, spammity spam !
Savez-vous d'où vient le mot spam (pourriel pour les anglophobes) ? (wiki mon ami ici)
D'un sketch un poil musical des Monty Python où l'emploi du mot spam -désignant alors une sorte de viande en boîte qui fut le "régal des marins" comme sans doute le biscuit de mer ou le pain de nain- devient une sorte d'épidémie logorrhéique : les clients du Green Midget Café de Bromley se voient proposer un menu où chaque plat contient plus ou moins du délicieux spam, et à chaque prononciation dudit mot, la machine s'emballe et un chœur de Vikings entament un chant guerrier à la gloire du spam.
Ce chant est d'ailleurs une reprise enlevée de "Viking Song" de Samuel Coleridge-Taylor datant de 1911, ce qui explique la présence de ces braves nordiques, quant à celle du professeur de hongrois elle provient, elle, d'un sketch précédent issu de la même émission, bref, ça palimpsestise à tout va !
Sans plus attendre, voici cette joyeuseté culinaire, pour la plus grande joie de vos yeux et oreille ébahies ;)
The Monty Python - The Spam Song
The Monty Python & The Fred Tomlinson Singers - 1970
Man: | You sit here, dear. | |
Wife: | All right. | |
Man: | Morning! | |
Waitress: | Morning! | |
Man: | Well, what've you got? | |
Waitress: | Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; | |
Vikings: | Spam spam spam spam... | |
Waitress: | ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... | |
Vikings: | Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! | |
Waitress: | ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. | |
Wife: | Have you got anything without spam? | |
Waitress: | Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. | |
Wife: | I don't want ANY spam! | |
Man: | Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? | |
Wife: | THAT'S got spam in it! | |
Man: | Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? | |
Vikings: | Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) | |
Wife: | Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? | |
Waitress: | Urgghh! | |
Wife: | What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! | |
Vikings: | Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! | |
Waitress: | Shut up! | |
Vikings: | Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! | |
Waitress: | Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. | |
Wife: | I don't like spam! | |
Man: | Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! | |
Vikings: | Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! | |
Waitress: | Shut up!! Baked beans are off. | |
Man: | Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? | |
Waitress: | You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) | |
Vikings: | (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! |
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